one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
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Firstly; you have a kid which you lost to your own stupidity. It broke your heart. You now have a kid on the way, a chance to be a dad again and you’re making no fucking effort to support it. You spunk your doll money (so I should really say OUR money) on weed and pointless shit! You expect everything off everyone and you whine like a 2 year old until you get it. STOP RELYING ON EVERYONE, SORT YOUR FUCKING LIFE OUT AND GROW THE FUCK UP.
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beddybyes time considering i’m seeing faye, beckie, jonny and callum tomorrow.
tomorrow can only go well… :’)
bitch perleassseeee, we is invincible when we’re together.
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